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Чем они там себе думают — 4

Вы часто обращаете внимание на рекламу на сайтах Microsoft? Я вот иногда смотрю — и редко об этом жалею. Например, вот какой экземпляр встретился мне сегодня.

В печальных глазах этого персонажа чудится бездна смысла. Но, к сожалению, послание этого образца рекламной мысли мучительно от меня ускользает. Чего хотели сказать нам неизвестные копирайтеры? Какую захватывающую историю поведать?

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Вот несколько вариантов, которые первыми пришли мне в голову.

  • некто Александр изобрёл машину времени и сумел прикрутить групповые политики к Windows 95.
  • некто Том успел проработать всего пять дней после того, посетил Microsoft Official Courses. После чего его выперли за некомпетентность.
  • самое важное для работы с групповыми политиками можно приворожить по фотографии усвоить аж за пять дней.

Прочие предложения по трактованию загадочной рекламы принимаются в комментариях. Хотя если вспомнить, что обнаружен сей образец был на сайте MSDN (а вовсе не TechNet, как можно было бы подумать) — многое становится понятным. У разработчиков всё не как у людей.

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Может быть...

Может быть это разработчик, узнавший о групповых политиках, и в следствии этого осознавший что те костыли которые он делал последние 15 лет - ущербны.
IMHO это может объяснить такой взгляд.
Вася в 02.07.2010 8:17

Александру...

Македонскому понадобилось 15 лет чтобы научиться "тактике группировки" - видимо речь идет о боевом строе "фаланга", хотя точно непонятно. А нашему Тому... ;) В общем, "игра слов". :)
Кирилл в 01.06.2011 15:33

Проничкин тупит

Как обычно у Проничкина унылое чувство юмора и отсутствие понимания английского.

Великому Александру (Македонскому) потребовалось много лет чтобы научиться управлять огромными группами людей.

А Том смог это сделать с помощью GP за 5 дней.

Но до интеллектуалов вроде Артема такое не доходит.
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